A week ago I ordered a sword from globalgear. I intended it as a parting gift for Anya, as I wont see her till September, and she's not coming back for a year and a half. She leaves tomorrow. Globalgear has overnight delivery thanks to air couriers. Fine, should give me plenty of time if i order it a week before she leaves, right?
Of course not
I've emailed them constantly asking where the hell my sword is, and could their courier please stop wanking in the toilet and get my damn package to adelaide?
I got this email from them TWENTY MINUTES AGO
My apologies for this belated email. We have looked into trying to get this sword in for you but the manufacturer has gone out of buisness and as a result we are no longer able to obtain this sword. Please advise as to weather there is another sword that you might be interested in (I can assist you with the price of anything you might like). Adversly if you desire a refund please advise relevant bank details. Again my apologies for this and hope to hear from you soon.
Online Sales Manager"
---Obscu, because some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them