I'm continuing my recent trend of not updating about my actual thoughts, experiences and/or emotions by giving you my newest pet peeve. Places that reject your job application and try to be "nice" about it. What happens is, that they end up sending you an email, the format of which is such that it misleads you into thinking that it's an acceptance email, only to then be told that... no. Reading them, you can just imagine the late-20's-trying-to-look-early-20's woman with a fixed smile four inches wider than regulation (or evolution) permit, telling you very nicely that your application is really very impressive... but still sucks.
FOR FUCKS SAKE, ITS A REJECTION! JUST REJECT ALREADY AND STOP WASTING TIME.
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---Obscu, who no longer reads his emails because that bitch wont stop smiling at him
A week ago I ordered a sword from globalgear. I intended it as a parting gift for Anya, as I wont see her till September, and she's not coming back for a year and a half. She leaves tomorrow. Globalgear has overnight delivery thanks to air couriers. Fine, should give me plenty of time if i order it a week before she leaves, right?
Of course not
I've emailed them constantly asking where the hell my sword is, and could their courier please stop wanking in the toilet and get my damn package to adelaide?
I got this email from them TWENTY MINUTES AGO
My apologies for this belated email. We have looked into trying to get this sword in for you but the manufacturer has gone out of buisness and as a result we are no longer able to obtain this sword. Please advise as to weather there is another sword that you might be interested in (I can assist you with the price of anything you might like). Adversly if you desire a refund please advise relevant bank details. Again my apologies for this and hope to hear from you soon.
Scott Wilkins Online Sales Manager"
---Obscu, because some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them