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Obscu's Pearls of Wisdom:

Purity is much like Communism - it's all very nice in theory, but it just doesn't work that way. Don't bother.


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---Obscu, because it's a bad idea to sit on a giraffe-skin blanket whilst fishing in chicago
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If there's one thing I hate more than people, it's... wait, no, no such thing.

I'm continuing my recent trend of not updating about my actual thoughts, experiences and/or emotions by giving you my newest pet peeve. Places that reject your job application and try to be "nice" about it. What happens is, that they end up sending you an email, the format of which is such that it misleads you into thinking that it's an acceptance email, only to then be told that... no. Reading them, you can just imagine the late-20's-trying-to-look-early-20's woman with a fixed smile four inches wider than regulation (or evolution) permit, telling you very nicely that your application is really very impressive... but still sucks.


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---Obscu, who no longer reads his emails because that bitch wont stop smiling at him

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A week ago I ordered a sword from globalgear. I intended it as a parting gift for Anya, as I wont see her till September, and she's not coming back for a year and a half. She leaves tomorrow. Globalgear has overnight delivery thanks to air couriers. Fine, should give me plenty of time if i order it a week before she leaves, right?

Of course not

I've emailed them constantly asking where the hell my sword is, and could their courier please stop wanking in the toilet and get my damn package to adelaide?

I got this email from them TWENTY MINUTES AGO

My apologies for this belated email. We have looked into trying to get this sword in for you but the manufacturer has gone out of buisness and as a result we are no longer able to obtain this sword. Please advise as to weather there is another sword that you might be interested in (I can assist you with the price of anything you might like). Adversly if you desire a refund please advise relevant bank details. Again my apologies for this and hope to hear from you soon.

Scott Wilkins
Online Sales Manager"


---Obscu, because some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
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The next verse (a work in progress) is as follows ;)

If you’re rednecks and you know it, elect Bush
If your cousins are all in-breds, elect Bush
If your government lies aplenty,
Democrats are getting angsty
And your IQ’s under 20,
Elect Bush

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If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.